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FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




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TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control b****hhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.




PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by mikejam

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?


TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown


dat ass -


TAGS: balloon
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 11:37 am
It's all 5L fun and games until someone pokes an *ss out!
steve1961 - December 31, 2015, 2:25 pm
"After a confrontation with the sup***illain known as Tom Brady, Batman and other heroes were left feeling deflated..."
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 5:05 am
funny a 5er


GODS TEAM -


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




ANGER KITTY - Feedz me now, or my power level becomez ovah 9000!




JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


Airsoft -


TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by psaltsman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




REALITY - Some people ignore it more than others


TAGS: detroit lions football
Rating: 2.19/5
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:19 am
1 L for the subliminal message I received


VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!




BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks


TAGS: france football team cisse injury
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

radioactive13 - February 24, 2010, 5:15 pm
Poor Cisse, he was the top Franch national football team forward. After this, his career was screwed up. Now he's with the Greek team Panathinaikos, and he's doing well.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
Those soccer players aren't always putting it on. Yeouch!


ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by he who lols

Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...




LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'


TAGS: lebron basketball change choke fianls
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by caveman

Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


AIR JOEY SO CLOSE -


TAGS: basketball defense
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:03 pm
At Least He's There.
MashiMashi - January 20, 2012, 1:54 pm
Yes I laffed out loud.....And its grainney so it was copied from a paper probably a weekly shopper deal. And his mom bought 100s to show relatives.
mariand - January 20, 2012, 3:17 am
amsome


BOMBARDMENT - A game as old as pain itself




KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be


TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Tobelgoog

awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
i miss that show so much


TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Kane

Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.


TAGS: baseball terrible douche
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

FuckMets&Yankees - September 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
how do u pick up an all star or 2 every off season and still suck so bad?


WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!


TAGS: humor funny wizard of oz balls libs
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by NEAL

Rosie - July 5, 2008, 1:30 am
I rated that at 5 just because that is a FANTASTIC stache!


LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!




Wreking Balm -




STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. - Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.


TAGS: pomeranian education redeye satanic fluffball
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by rachelhorses123

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Looks like it could be a T unit put out by Cyberdine to spy on the humans


baseball mortal kombat -


TAGS: kombat combat baseball sports
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by derrek

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - August 6, 2008, 7:47 pm
rofl!!!!


BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


MARTIAL ARTS -


TAGS: martial arts baseball bat
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Ashson

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:08 pm
I whole heartedly agree.


I THINK OF YOU - AND LET IT GO


TAGS: lost love 99redballoons
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - October 9, 2011, 5:06 pm
Hey thanks, Airman, thanks for the balloon. But what about the other 98? Hmmmm? You know?! The one's you used to start a global thermal nuclear war?!? Killing, oh I don't know, let's say billions of people. Sheesh.
rerun - October 5, 2011, 7:34 pm

Beautiful
gas - October 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
and everyonce in a while I think about her smile, one of the few things I do miss... but I'm going on


BULLPEN ACTIVITY -


TAGS: grenades baseball
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Airman

suru22 - May 9, 2011, 10:34 am
Bring out the lefty he is sure to get a few K's


ORANGE - The perfect color for a school. You can go to the game on Saturday, hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the side of the freeway the rest of the week.


TAGS: funny football ut
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by aintright

jeffhardy25 - October 1, 2011, 1:02 am
Orange? What about the b**** in pink?
Derek - June 21, 2010, 2:37 am
You see Culos, you're just another crim!


Bacon Flavored -


TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!


2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




1ST AND 9.144 -


TAGS: american football
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.


GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
5NFL's!
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Nice.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...


FERDINAND POCKET - So Thats Where Carlos Tevez Left His Key


TAGS: funny arse pocket football
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Supedopaless1

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:21 pm
Omg! :O


FOOTBALL SEASON - It has never been more delicious!


TAGS: snackadium football
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by smalltownguy

Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:00 pm
5 hungry lions! I need...No, wait...I HAVE to do this!!!!


18 Inches -




MY WIFE - Got me a prescription said I'd needed it to survive here.




4th of July -


TAGS: calendar america dodgeball
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by caveman

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
Somehow the name can be split to form a racist slur. "We're better than you and we know it" - White Good Man...Good White Man Ha ha LOL..


227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'




KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Deadite

internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double *** on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


3000 HITS - 17 years in the majors, 2322 singles, 330 stolen bases. And you get to 3000 hits on a home run!A simple tip of the cap will not suffice, for you i will tip my wife's car. Don't worry she's a Red Sox fan




NORTH VS SOUTH -


TAGS: college football
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

afrothunder - March 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
Being new to motifake, I'm sure my word isn't worth much. However, the best rivalry in North American Sports (Not just college) according to ESPN is The Game, also known as Michigan-Ohio State. (http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html)
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
i am from the north in the middle of big ten country and played for NDSU and its not the same up here. go to a highschool game in texas or florida. its jsut better. we have pointed out 5 schools the SEC has 10 that are better with better fans.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 3:51 pm
I live in an SEC college town, and Airman is all over it, like BBQ sauce on a rib.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
I like that. Douchebag f***tard. I might find the appropriate avatar to go with that.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
my goodness. Tennessee's Neyland stadium is now over 104,000, which seems to be more than 102,000. And I live in colorado, which, unfortunately, is Broncos country. college ball takes a back seat here
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 3:36 pm
Probably not matt, kinda like when i heard the name of my lil bros band tournament "cou*** Fest" i got super excited and was let down when it was a bunch of high school band geeks
Fatt Matt - March 3, 2010, 3:31 pm
wow... someone takes their football seriously... randomhero, is Beaver Stadium what i hope it is? It's not, is it?
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:21 pm
Read this as well you douchebag... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Stadium
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
This is the biggest piece of sh*t i've ever seen. PSU is 107k, Michigan 106k, OSU 102k. Please seach Penn State tailgate fcuktard. Obviously this dumb redneck has never been to a football game in the "North," since he thinks the Civil War is still on.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 2:55 pm
actually, Lincoln Nebraska is amazing on game day too.. but it would be hard to beat the Georgia-Florida "worlds biggest ****tail party" for atmosphere. Tennessee's stadium now seats 104,000 putting it ahead of OSU
magicbikes - March 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
The top 3 college football stadiums by capacity: Penn State Michigan Ohio State They are from the north, by the way. Being from the south I would suspect you would have to be told that.
me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
I am from the North and will say this is absolutely true. Looking forward to next fall already
kingsholmmad - March 3, 2010, 12:46 pm
That's why you Americans don't understand rugby: REAL dedication involves going to Twickenham and being able to enjoy the game in spite of a diet of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms.
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
5L's and mostly true only Where is the largest college stadium? michian and who has the most stright sellouts Ohio State, even though i hate them. Just saying still the last line is very very true.


WHAT DOES IT TAKE -


TAGS: 49ers football famous gal coming over
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - September 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
Good day today...Seahawks 10...49ers 23!!!
SteveAlvey - August 31, 2009, 10:49 am
Ron, you may want to edit the seminole necklace...


LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!


TAGS: speed racer dragonball avatar airbender
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:30 pm
Live Action Anime does indeed suck, but Video Game To Movie sucks even worse.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
I agree that live action anime sucks, but technically, Last Air Bender ISN'T anime, as it is produced soley in North America.
corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 12:28 am
never watched dragon ball...you cant recreate the cartoon theres to many variables...the last air bender wasnt to bad but could use some work didnt watch speed racer either doubt you can beat the cartoon anyway
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
back in the day he would have done a good job, but now I do not know. He has kind of lost his mind.
wildcard9 - September 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Spielberg is working on a Ghost in the Shell Live Action. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, since he's one of the greatest directors out there. Oh and Minority Report was practically Shell. 5L.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:12 pm
What a twist!
CpnKangaroo - July 23, 2010, 8:33 am
dbz the movie is one of the most inaccurate anime films i have ever seen, it disappointed me highly. avatar the series was great, the movie coiuld've been better with a different director. M. night f***ed it up bad
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Hehe in order: Liked it because chim chim was funny. Hated it because it had nothing to do with the actual dbz story. And last but not least enjoyed it because i was in it as one of the fire nation soldiers.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:01 pm
The ratings of these movies are as follows: 1. Awesome, and true to the franchise. 2. An abortion 3. Passable, but the beginning sucked because they cut out all the cool scenes from Ang's origin story.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:52 pm
I actually enjoyed Speed Racer...but I'm a Fan.4/5


17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.


TAGS: football college cheats play game
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.


PRIDE -




THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns


TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)


OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!




BAD DREAMS - SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM THEM


TAGS: kansas basketball
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by stiffymu

DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 11:18 am
5L because I hate Kansas
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:50 am
The Rock Chalk JayHawk Walk....of shame. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:54 am
I was pretty sure LD knew. :P Did you know that Tigers eat Jayhawks? THey're yummy.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 9:53 am
LD will be interested to know that.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:44 am
I only approved this because I'm a Tiger.


OH SHIT - TENNIS BALL!




LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.




CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!




BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?


TAGS: soccer football ball face
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by malVs

leeebling - December 19, 2008, 6:10 am
What are these soccer fags you speak of? I've smoked for years and never seen them, they sound cool.
American - September 30, 2008, 6:08 pm
Ya....you little soccer playin b****!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 11:47 am
But wait, you're a staunch traditionalist when it comes to calling it football and not soccer (which has a known etymology and use) but you think this is 'lolarious'? Why be picky or fickle about the development of terms? Just accept both.
Jonny Shadez - September 25, 2008, 11:15 am
What is this soccer of which you speak, I think you'll find he plays football. It's called football because it's played with the feet, that's why a ball to the face is lolarious.
American - September 10, 2008, 6:02 pm
Soccer fags are used to having balls in their faces!


The look i get when -


TAGS: look football
Rating: 5/5

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xnavygunner - October 19, 2014, 10:04 am
Work. lol
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 11:12 pm

And just where have you been!?


HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.




YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!


MY BROTHERS -


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

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CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
houghragh
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were f***in thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
h***er Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to h***er Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am
Yep! 5 devildawgs...


PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


LUDICROUS SPEED - They're going plaid.


TAGS: spaceballs
Rating: 2.39/5

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CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:22 am
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed!
mafia - July 10, 2008, 9:32 pm
They should make that into a designer drug.


RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.




BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned


TAGS: basketball white black pwned
Rating: 2.85/5

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BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:21 pm
Woody, ugh, I won't even bother.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:17 pm
Thats why white men can't jump.....


Epic Win Giants -


TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2.24/5

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datnigga - July 2, 2008, 11:07 pm
sports nerds actually play the game too. that must be why you hate us. because we're able to kick your a**.
Sean - April 5, 2008, 12:49 am
Who do I hate less: Sports nerds or gamer nerds ? ... Now there's a depressing coin toss waiting to happen.


BANANAS -


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

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Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am
Not funny.


SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn


TAGS: bad baseball sport strike out
Rating: 4/5

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caveman - July 17, 2011, 12:02 am
i'm here with you, i'm a diamondbacks fan
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:54 pm
Don't remind me. He used to be a Diamondback.


JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf




10/15/09 NEVER FORGET -


TAGS: balloon boy hoax memorial
Rating: 3.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2014, 5:15 pm
Wow, it's 5ad that I remember this day vividly.
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:26 pm
Paris Hilton day was yesterday!


AIR GODZILA - You know you want it.


TAGS: godzilla basketball doris funny comics
Rating: 2.83/5

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Bob Chin - January 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Amsome pic, spelling Godzilla wrong in the caption, unforgiveable. Two and a half tail slaps MWLF!!!


PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck


TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.


FIRST MAKE SURE THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY! -


TAGS: tiger snowball fight wants to play darwin award
Rating: 2.15/5

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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -




IT’S SIMPLE -




111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!


FOOTBALL - it hurts to lose


TAGS: football fail
Rating: 3.79/5

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Greeny - July 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
looks more like squash to me
forseti - July 26, 2011, 4:41 pm
that's faceball I guess


DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.




IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.




SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right




PARANOIA - It starts here.


TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.


99 RED BALLOONS - I really don't know the song but i do remember it had a catchy tune.


TAGS: balloons day
Rating: 2.13/5

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Bob D. Sailor - October 14, 2009, 1:19 am
German. English. My lack of caring for what ever language it was originally sung in is astounding. Like the poster says I just like the tune that goes with it.
Sean - October 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
And Nena's underarm hair is cosmic.
Sean - October 13, 2009, 11:39 pm
Oh for chissakes, the original video is on Youtube. I'm listening to it right now.
gil - October 13, 2009, 11:17 pm
it was originally released in German as 99 Luftbaloons. Mid 80's
Pacifist - October 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
It's a song about trigger happy bastards that perceived every movement as a threat ultimately leading countries to war!


HEY -


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


BASEBALL -


TAGS: baseball pun bigger ball pzy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Faceplant31 - March 22, 2011, 10:48 am
Love it. Can't wait for baseball to kick off.


FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.




DODGEBALL - He's doing it right




WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.


TAGS: american football
Rating: 1.88/5

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oh shuddup - January 9, 2009, 5:05 pm
lols leave the poor yanks alone, they have a hard enough time being ...well...being that way.
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:49 am
Apples and oranges, you ***k.
RubySucks - November 6, 2008, 6:04 pm
well ya they're different, tard. if they were the same, why would we need to compare them?
NoVa KaInE - October 17, 2008, 2:27 am
PEOPLE!! They are TWO count 'em TWO different sports meaning they are UN-COMPARABLE
RnR - September 24, 2008, 3:32 pm
if you ever meet a real rugby player, tell him that to his face. BTW: do you want to be buried or cremated?
RugbySucks - September 24, 2008, 2:29 pm
Rugby doesn't need "armour" because they hit like little p**** fags!
d - July 23, 2008, 6:58 pm
The world series is baseball... not football, good try though -Stupid Eurofags, yay!!!!
e - July 20, 2008, 12:00 am
Z, like you uneducated freaks spell it.... - McDonalds, yay!!!!!
g - July 19, 2008, 11:58 pm
Haha, so true!!! Man theyre pussies! they need armour, and have to stop every 5 secs to make a new game-plan.... yip, and they call it the world series even though they are the only "country" (more like organisation, and yes it is spelt with an S, not a
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:02 pm
What's true? That compared to rugby players, football players are girls because they need pads and wear tights?
bob - April 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
that is so true


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